Overheard at our dining table

"Schaeffer, no! Stop taking my fruit snacks!"

"Hannah, who tells Schaeffer what to do?"

"Mommy and Daddy"

"Are you Mommy and Daddy?"

"No."

"This is basic Aristotelian logic."


Correction: After reading this post, one of the conversants wanted it noted that Aristotelian logic was further defined. So here's my disclaimer: this was just a splice of the overheard conversation.